As a corollary to the twice-featured Armor of God PJs, I present WholesomeWear, the aquatic division of the Ghastly Christian Apparel monolith. WholesomeWear offers three swimsuit models, all of which combine Spandex skin with a cumbersome polyester exoskeleton. These designs allegedly "draw the eye to the face," but they're more likely to attract full-body attention, as spectators blurt "look at that crazy woman/poor girl wearing a dress in the pool." WholesomeWear claims the outer layer adds modesty (certainly) and style (no), neglecting to mention the cardiovascular benefits inherent in attempting strenuous exercise while swathed in sopping-wet fabric.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.