As was written in the ancient scrolls, "by the year two and thousand and ten, men of magick will enlarge the curves of womankind foreverfold, but you will not be able to touch their creations, and you must pay dearly for the privilege." BNB-Art proudly fulfills the prophecy, creating "bustlines that emphasize protrusion and up-lift" because "that's the main ingredient to an attractive and sexy female body -- as well as what causes that male second-glance that happens on the street everyday." People of both sexes would double-take at BNB's bulbosities, even before realizing these "phenomenal gals" lack noses and eyes. But I'm sure facial features come as a bonus with your $14.95 order.
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Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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