Submitted by A.D., 14th president of Uzbekistan!
Q. How many Russians does it take to dive into a bath tub and crack their dumb fucking skulls open?
A. Not enough. Not nearly enough.
"this is a down??? for my he wont kill by yourself"
"wtf man...f****** noob =))"
"He's drunk...He's surely drunk.."
(Writer's note: Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions...
You ask how his day went and he responds, "Fine." Or, you ask what he's up to and he says, "Nothing."
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
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