Thank you for sending me a video of a technically proficient musician with a wide fanbase that you just so happen to not personally like, Sam. I am going to put this up on AwfulVision™ ASAP!
From: Sam` Wiegand
Subject: youtube™ video for your review
First I'd just like to say that your AwfulVision™ feature is awesome and brings countless minutes of pleasure into my otherwise void and hollow vacuum of an internet experience.
Anyway, I'm a music student and at the end of my counter-point class one day my professor decided to pull up this video on YouTube™ (what has become of the intellectual collegiate forum?).
Oh, and the guitarist isn't playing in time for most of the performance.
Jesus Christ, I don't even know what to say about this, but good find Cathryn.
FROM: Cathryn Johns
Look, look, look, look!! Are you aware of this? It is truly a marvel. Thank you.
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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