Thank you for sending me a video of a technically proficient musician with a wide fanbase that you just so happen to not personally like, Sam. I am going to put this up on AwfulVision™ ASAP!
From: Sam` Wiegand
To: [email protected]
Subject: youtube™ video for your review
First I'd just like to say that your AwfulVision™ feature is awesome and brings countless minutes of pleasure into my otherwise void and hollow vacuum of an internet experience.
Anyway, I'm a music student and at the end of my counter-point class one day my professor decided to pull up this video on YouTube™ (what has become of the intellectual collegiate forum?).
Oh, and the guitarist isn't playing in time for most of the performance.
Jesus Christ, I don't even know what to say about this, but good find Cathryn.
FROM: Cathryn Johns
Look, look, look, look!! Are you aware of this? It is truly a marvel. Thank you.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!