Who's up for some videos of a crazy man pacing back and forth in his grandmother's living room while ranting about the guitar like a wild-eyed southern preacher? I know I am!!!
Okay, so I started this page of the article with the full intention of selecting a few choice justplayman videos and leaving it at that. The problem is, this dude has nearly 5-fucking-hundred ~10 minute long videos. I am not kidding. This is in no way an exaggeration. He literally has no goddamn LIFE.
There is no way in hell I could accurately comb through these videos. As such, I'm just going to link to his YouTube page and let you jerks dig through it. Adios, suckers.
(Much like his videos, there is simply too much gold for me to pick and choose a few examples of comments. Therefor, I'll let justplayman have the final word here)
"I like to sing, dance, facial exprssions, and voice sound effects. My personality consists of these attributes."
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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