I figure that after writing nearly 20 AwfulVisions, if there's a hell, I'm probably already going there. That thought makes me feel much better about including this video.
(Of particular note are some of the comments this video has received. It seems that dumb drunk redneck wrestling fans will defend anything. To them, a man who beats his wife until she's unconscious and then chokes her to death and leaves a Bible by her body is living the American dream.)
"That was stupid... fucking shit, not even funny. Whoever laughs at that deserves to be killed."
"fuck you bitch who ever post thisÿ sutpid video...chris R.I.P"
you don't know what the fuck your talking about!
How dare someone make a video like this!
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!