Hello, here's this week's obligatory video that I didn't watch because it was too long and boring.
"dude :O are u retarted:O"
"its so hard to understand you dude, your like that handicapped kid from malcolm in the middle lol, except your white. i wanted to listen but couldn't and gave up after the 3 min mark, maybe get someone else to talk for you next time eh? oh well........ TIMMY!!"
"so not watching porn dose not make me a man and where the hell will i find internet porn hmm i shoud search that on google sometimes when im not on youtube"
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!