I don't know which is more indicative of how massively gay these shit heads are: the terrible fucking music, the terrible fucking video, or the fact that one of these idiots is "playing" Limp Bizkit on a telecaster so I'm just going to go with D: All of the above.
Fuck you idiots for making this video instead of dying of SIDS and not living to see adulthood, you frizzy-haired douchebags.
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