I don't know which is more indicative of how massively gay these shit heads are: the terrible fucking music, the terrible fucking video, or the fact that one of these idiots is "playing" Limp Bizkit on a telecaster so I'm just going to go with D: All of the above.
Fuck you idiots for making this video instead of dying of SIDS and not living to see adulthood, you frizzy-haired douchebags.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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