I literally defy you to tell the difference between the distorted guitar "tone" on this "song" and your speakers dying. I tried playing this song through both my semi-expensive 8.1 surround sound system and my junk-ass no-name brand speakers from 1994 that I took a huge shit on during a particularly bad acid trip and it sounded exactly the goddamn same.
GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTSCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZPPPP. PRAISE GOD. PSSGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZGGHHT.
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