I literally defy you to tell the difference between the distorted guitar "tone" on this "song" and your speakers dying. I tried playing this song through both my semi-expensive 8.1 surround sound system and my junk-ass no-name brand speakers from 1994 that I took a huge shit on during a particularly bad acid trip and it sounded exactly the goddamn same.
GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTSCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZPPPP. PRAISE GOD. PSSGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZGGHHT.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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