Submitted by Evan J.
I love this dude. Seriously. I'm not even being ironic or sarcastic or whatever right now. We featured him a few articles ago and I was stoked as shit to see someone submit another video this time around. He is like a beautiful, retarded slow-motion train wreck.
And the train has a bowl cut.
~*~and it's crashing into my heart~*~
"Bery hi fiedlelity"
"THE HAIRCUT OF GODS"
This isn't about harassment. It's about ethics in cat journalism.
Can you please give Golgura a trophy? How about Tallest Monster? I speak not for Golgura now. He is stepping on us villagers out of anger. In his wisdom he has flattened my son.
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