Submitted by Evan J.
I love this dude. Seriously. I'm not even being ironic or sarcastic or whatever right now. We featured him a few articles ago and I was stoked as shit to see someone submit another video this time around. He is like a beautiful, retarded slow-motion train wreck.
And the train has a bowl cut.
~*~and it's crashing into my heart~*~
"Bery hi fiedlelity"
"THE HAIRCUT OF GODS"
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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