Submitted by John F.
I am no fan of South Park, but there is nothing I could possibly say about this that wasn't said by South Park: Christian music is seriously songs about fucking chicks (or I guess dudes, in this case, since we're talking about a Dead or Alive cover) and replacing the chick (or dude) with Jesus.
The Remains of Bidet (James Ivory, 1993)
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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