Submitted by my biggest fan in the whole world, Charnjit Singh
Somewhere, out in that great, big, wide world of ours, there is someone who would jack off to this.
And that someone is me.
"Don't call him racist he is just being a normal person.You all are so idiotic everyone is racist no matter what race they are. Nice southern comment now thats just steriotyping u jackass not all sutherns are like that. just cause of the civil war you think there all nazis or sumthing. The wanted work done cheap whats wrong with savingÿ a few bucks? Ya slavery is bad w.e. Personnaly i fucking hate it when people play the race card like get over it How many of you were actualy slave? NONE i bet."
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
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