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...the pinnacle of human achievement.
We can officially call it a day for there is nothing left to do, nothing left to learn nor to create. No longer shall we break our backs in toil, nor cry bitter tears of sorrow at our failures nor lament our defeats. Those things, like all things now, are things of the past. Ladies and gentlemen, I present our magnum opus and surely the greatest achievement in this weary world's 4.6 billion year history: some dude taught a bird to sing the Final Fantasy victory music.
This day was long in the making, but at last it is upon us. Rejoice, my friends, for we are made of the stuff of stars. Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
Also, here's some bonus meta-as-fuck shit:
Birds fucking own.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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