Submitted by me, bitches
...the pinnacle of human achievement.
We can officially call it a day for there is nothing left to do, nothing left to learn nor to create. No longer shall we break our backs in toil, nor cry bitter tears of sorrow at our failures nor lament our defeats. Those things, like all things now, are things of the past. Ladies and gentlemen, I present our magnum opus and surely the greatest achievement in this weary world's 4.6 billion year history: some dude taught a bird to sing the Final Fantasy victory music.
This day was long in the making, but at last it is upon us. Rejoice, my friends, for we are made of the stuff of stars. Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
Also, here's some bonus meta-as-fuck shit:
Birds fucking own.
You Won't Believe How Every MRI Technician Will Soon Be Replaced By Nine Dogs! Your Jaw Will Drop!
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!