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...the pinnacle of human achievement.
We can officially call it a day for there is nothing left to do, nothing left to learn nor to create. No longer shall we break our backs in toil, nor cry bitter tears of sorrow at our failures nor lament our defeats. Those things, like all things now, are things of the past. Ladies and gentlemen, I present our magnum opus and surely the greatest achievement in this weary world's 4.6 billion year history: some dude taught a bird to sing the Final Fantasy victory music.
This day was long in the making, but at last it is upon us. Rejoice, my friends, for we are made of the stuff of stars. Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
Also, here's some bonus meta-as-fuck shit:
Birds fucking own.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!