Submitted by A. Fix
"Belly dance", emphasis on the "belly". Bitch fat as FUCK. Hahaha, godDAMN.
"Thank you so much. Keep in mind film adds pounds and I am so much better shape now lolls. I am working on getting another video up soon."
-KashmiriRose (the lumpy-ass sow featured in the video)
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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