It's a sad state of affairs when I can't understand a single word these retards are saying and they're using a huge black dildo as a microphone and it's still a million times more credible than American journalism.
"INERNET DECTIVE GUMBO ARE COMING FOR U"
-ShortRoundMcFly72"what are you some kind of fucking pervert"
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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