the hills have eyes 2


This video is nothing short of a cinematic masterpeice. From the state-of-the-art-circa-1996 graphics, to the way way way too loud sound effects, to the incredibly well written dialogue that probably took upwards of 0 minutes to write, to the high tech Wal-Mart brand PC microphone it was recorded on, to the director's own comments: "video i made from 3d movie maker, about 3 niggas goin up into the house and runnin into a killa! [sic] ", everything about it screams "instant classic".

In fact, if I catch any of you rating this anything below a 5, the poorly pixilated "niggas" from this work of art won't be the only people who wind up dead, capisce? Furthermore, I have taken the liberty of compiling a short, but concise list of a few of the movies that are worse than "the hills have eyes 2".

That about wraps it up for another thrilling edition of AwfulVision! Shout out to my forum homies Milde, Adi Dassler, Lowtax (for allowing me to continue writing this ever-more-painful article), and all of you who sent in videos!

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