Submitted by Freddie G.
A: 3 rounds of buckshot courtesy of this dumb hick who is training for the zombie apocalypse by walking around in a forest and shooting pictures of Undead bin Ladin.
"I question your choice of the shotgun for anti-zombie warfare. Surely a lighter weapon, such as the AR-15, would be more suitable. The 5.56 NATO round is lighter and more accurate than a shotgun round. In addition, a shotgun is difficult to shoot hundreds upon hundreds of times within a day, your shoulder would be wasted if you tried. With an AR-15 however, you could shoot thousands of soft recoil rounds with ease. Also, the mag for an AR holds 30+, giving you safety against sudden numbers. =)"
-a fucking moron baby idiot
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