Submitted by Jon C.
Remember when you were 5 years old and would get together with your friends and pretend to shoot each other with toy guns or have sword fights or whatever and there was always "that kid" who, when "shot" or "stabbed", would be like "NUH UH YOU DIDN'T HIT ME YOU MISSED" and would then shoot or stab you and eventually no one wanted to play with him anymore?
That kid grew up to be the pony-tailed dorklord in this video. The best revenge truly is living well.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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