Submitted by Jon C.
Remember when you were 5 years old and would get together with your friends and pretend to shoot each other with toy guns or have sword fights or whatever and there was always "that kid" who, when "shot" or "stabbed", would be like "NUH UH YOU DIDN'T HIT ME YOU MISSED" and would then shoot or stab you and eventually no one wanted to play with him anymore?
That kid grew up to be the pony-tailed dorklord in this video. The best revenge truly is living well.
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