And here we are ladies and gents. Sorry to cut the normal AwfulVision stuff short this week, but I put a shitload of effort into this.
Sorry for having to split this into 2 parts, but YouTube apparently thinks all of it's members are going to use their accounts to upload bootleg episodes of Naruto or 8 Is Enough or something.
Part 1, wherein I spent 5 whole minutes on this stupid Sony Vegas intro
That about does it for this week! Thanks to everyone who submitted videos (both to the project and normal videos).
Special thanks to my pals Jon and Snix for helping with the video, providing their voices and jokes and being swell guys in general.
If you'd like to comment on this potential new format and/or feature on AwfulVision, or you want to submit a video, you can do both of those things here! Isn't that convenient?
See you jerks next week!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!