And here we are ladies and gents. Sorry to cut the normal AwfulVision stuff short this week, but I put a shitload of effort into this.
Sorry for having to split this into 2 parts, but YouTube apparently thinks all of it's members are going to use their accounts to upload bootleg episodes of Naruto or 8 Is Enough or something.
Part 1, wherein I spent 5 whole minutes on this stupid Sony Vegas intro
That about does it for this week! Thanks to everyone who submitted videos (both to the project and normal videos).
Special thanks to my pals Jon and Snix for helping with the video, providing their voices and jokes and being swell guys in general.
If you'd like to comment on this potential new format and/or feature on AwfulVision, or you want to submit a video, you can do both of those things here! Isn't that convenient?
See you jerks next week!
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