Submitted by Josh H.
Your Honor, I would like to submit this video as evidence that buying your retarded daughter a web cam should be considered a form of child abuse. The prosecution rests.
"either her parents dont let her see the comments on her videos or she is just tryin to get a laugh outta ppl cuz shes makina fool out of her and her family each time she attempts to sing."
komt ze klaar als ze singt ofso omg
"Sorry to say , but umm you look like a horse"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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