Submitted by L. W.
*spends like 10 minutes opening a can of Spaghetti-O's* *smears mud Spaghetti-O's all over A cups* *cuts open Old Navy diva-cut jeans* *masturbates; sprays piss/menstrual blood all over floor*
PEACE BITCHES I'M OUTTIE
*wild applause as everyone tries to convince the person next to them that they knew what in the christ just happened*
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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