Submitted by L. W.
*spends like 10 minutes opening a can of Spaghetti-O's* *smears mud Spaghetti-O's all over A cups* *cuts open Old Navy diva-cut jeans* *masturbates; sprays piss/menstrual blood all over floor*
PEACE BITCHES I'M OUTTIE
*wild applause as everyone tries to convince the person next to them that they knew what in the christ just happened*
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!