Submitted by L. W.
*spends like 10 minutes opening a can of Spaghetti-O's* *smears mud Spaghetti-O's all over A cups* *cuts open Old Navy diva-cut jeans* *masturbates; sprays piss/menstrual blood all over floor*
PEACE BITCHES I'M OUTTIE
*wild applause as everyone tries to convince the person next to them that they knew what in the christ just happened*
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Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
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