Submitted by Andy W.
O CHRISTMAS TREE
O CHRISTMAS TREE
I HATE THAT MARXIST NI...
"some fat beats, yo!! I liked the burning whores part da best. OH BABY that's a sexy lookÿ you give at 3:44"
"Man, I wishÿ I owned the copyright to "O, Tannenbaum." Stealing's a sin, but rhyming "gone" with "gone" - and then with "gone" again - is an equally unpardonable travesty."
"So, this guy thinks Obama has 4 heads, 4 wings and is a Leopard-King?"
Yeah..they think he's the Leopard King because Leopards are from Africa just like Obama.
Hur Hur...get it?
Oh wait,actually he's from Hawaii.Seems only right wing nut cases think he's Muslim, or from a little villageÿ in Kenya. ;P
"Why would any almighty God haveÿ to make do with kooks like this to spread his word?"
God isn't talking to him,just the paranoid Schizophrenia.
He don't act like a real christian anyways."
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