Submitted by jsokol27
A while back I featured a video by "wamerilyz", a possible 12 year old who's mouth I wanted to shove turds into. Wamerilyz shot back, alternately saying that he was totally just joking when he made that insanely terrible and in no way, shape or form funny video and that he'd make me rue the day I decided to twoll, I mean, troll him.
Naturally, an AwfulVision reader used his response video to make a soundboard and prank call a gay video rental/sales store in Canada. Because that's how we roll, bitches.
My dream of having a confused, gay Canadian retail worker say my name has finally come true!
"you are trying way way to hard. you see my videos?ÿ its called acting which is very easy for me. your videos suck. you suck too. you fail again, again and again. you got my attention is that all you wanted? its sad that you need me to get views. when i get big just remember i made you and that you failed once again."
"I loveÿ you too, sparkles."
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!