Submitted by Beck G.
He has 204 videos, many of which are over 10 minutes long, about every stupid fucking thing you can imagine and yet I sincerely doubt with every fiber of my being that there's more than 10 seconds of content total I actually give a hoot about. In fact, I defy any of you to make it through ONE without wanting to throttle the life out of him.
"Blah blah blah a bunch of shit I don't care about"
-No one who will ever do anything worth caring about
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!