Submitted by Beck G.
He has 204 videos, many of which are over 10 minutes long, about every stupid fucking thing you can imagine and yet I sincerely doubt with every fiber of my being that there's more than 10 seconds of content total I actually give a hoot about. In fact, I defy any of you to make it through ONE without wanting to throttle the life out of him.
"Blah blah blah a bunch of shit I don't care about"
-No one who will ever do anything worth caring about
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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