Hummer makes losing just a little more humiliating.
Secks plays Pong with glass paddles.
molto bene takes his hockey very seriously.
Spram should never be allowed near a zamboni.
Snot Rocketeer takes things very literally.
SirBraden conveniently forgets that the Foot were robots in that game.
SirBraden gives Michael Jackson a new hole to molest.
SirBraden takes great joy in turning a bunny wife into a widow.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.