Hummer makes losing just a little more humiliating.
Secks plays Pong with glass paddles.
molto bene takes his hockey very seriously.
Spram should never be allowed near a zamboni.
Snot Rocketeer takes things very literally.
SirBraden conveniently forgets that the Foot were robots in that game.
SirBraden gives Michael Jackson a new hole to molest.
SirBraden takes great joy in turning a bunny wife into a widow.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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