Worldmaker gets an early start on nailing Christ to the cross.
VioletSun kill tatonka! Tatonka!
Ziedrich makes robots bleed.
Ziedrich makes Mario bleed harder.
wheat squid doesn't like being laughed at.
ArrrImaPirate has some interesting sexual fantasies.
AlbertHerring is no hero.
casmanXVI doesn't seem to know that dead women can still have sex. Sort of.
elpintogrande breaks treaties in a spectacular way.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.