evil spiff is really aiming to get me hate mail on my first Goldmine Tuesday. Thanks, dude.
evil spiff is pissing off paraplegics now. Wonderful.
GbrushTwood will avenge his family.
GbrushTwood brings back the deep, burning hatred that I once had for this game.
Fendahleen won't let you out of this one, gumshoe.
FatGuyMac picks up the spare.
That's it for this week's Goldmine. Tune in next week, when goons Photoshop quadraplegics into compromising situations!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.