evil spiff is really aiming to get me hate mail on my first Goldmine Tuesday. Thanks, dude.
evil spiff is pissing off paraplegics now. Wonderful.
GbrushTwood will avenge his family.
GbrushTwood brings back the deep, burning hatred that I once had for this game.
Fendahleen won't let you out of this one, gumshoe.
FatGuyMac picks up the spare.
That's it for this week's Goldmine. Tune in next week, when goons Photoshop quadraplegics into compromising situations!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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