evil spiff is really aiming to get me hate mail on my first Goldmine Tuesday. Thanks, dude.
evil spiff is pissing off paraplegics now. Wonderful.
GbrushTwood will avenge his family.
GbrushTwood brings back the deep, burning hatred that I once had for this game.
Fendahleen won't let you out of this one, gumshoe.
FatGuyMac picks up the spare.
That's it for this week's Goldmine. Tune in next week, when goons Photoshop quadraplegics into compromising situations!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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