evil spiff is really aiming to get me hate mail on my first Goldmine Tuesday. Thanks, dude.
evil spiff is pissing off paraplegics now. Wonderful.
GbrushTwood will avenge his family.
GbrushTwood brings back the deep, burning hatred that I once had for this game.
Fendahleen won't let you out of this one, gumshoe.
FatGuyMac picks up the spare.
That's it for this week's Goldmine. Tune in next week, when goons Photoshop quadraplegics into compromising situations!
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.