evil spiff is really aiming to get me hate mail on my first Goldmine Tuesday. Thanks, dude.

evil spiff is pissing off paraplegics now. Wonderful.

GbrushTwood will avenge his family.

GbrushTwood brings back the deep, burning hatred that I once had for this game.

Fendahleen won't let you out of this one, gumshoe.

FatGuyMac picks up the spare.

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