dazjw is resourceful when the barrels run out.

DrunkenSuprHero reminds me why dartboards and drunk people don't mix.

ctz shoot you if you no drive for the border, gringo.

evelynevvie must be lots of fun at Thanksgiving dinner.

fuckingtest is responsible for this image.

FidgetyRat will feel really bad when there's another school shooting tomorrow.

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