almightyerin wanted to see an evil demon eat a house of mere mortals; Rambowjo supplied the gaping maw.
RedReverend wanted to see a bike riding a person for once; Schweinhund delivered the Schwinn.
Schweinhund also came through for slightpirate, who needed a breakdancing robot.
Ghost of St Helens wanted to see Link trying to hit Navi with a flyswatter, while advanced healing wanted to see a fly swatting a dude with a dudeswatter. It's so inspiring to see two dreams realized at once!
damn chimera wanted to see a dragon with an awesome hat winning a race; Carl The Shivan granted his wish.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.