almightyerin wanted to see an evil demon eat a house of mere mortals; Rambowjo supplied the gaping maw.

RedReverend wanted to see a bike riding a person for once; Schweinhund delivered the Schwinn.

Schweinhund also came through for slightpirate, who needed a breakdancing robot.

Ghost of St Helens wanted to see Link trying to hit Navi with a flyswatter, while advanced healing wanted to see a fly swatting a dude with a dudeswatter. It's so inspiring to see two dreams realized at once!

damn chimera wanted to see a dragon with an awesome hat winning a race; Carl The Shivan granted his wish.

– Vera "Viconia" Lynn

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