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mistressminako wanted to see an animated panda with superpowers (kung fu doesn't count).

Firos requested George Washington surfing a shark, and he (the shark) "must be wearing a top hat and monocle."

morrisirrom needed to see his life (left to the animator's discretion) represented in exactly 24 frames.

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