Baxtor requested a Taco circling a bottle of gin; Discount_Bees gave him the best Cinco de Mayo present ever!
mistressminako wanted to see an animated panda with superpowers (kung fu doesn't count).
Firos requested George Washington surfing a shark, and he (the shark) "must be wearing a top hat and monocle."
morrisirrom needed to see his life (left to the animator's discretion) represented in exactly 24 frames.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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