Video Game High School can be a tough place. It's annoying trying to avoid knife kills on the way to class, not to mention the frequent alien invasions in the cafeteria and the ubiquitous lava flowing through the hallways. Fortunately, the SA Forum Goons have developed a curriculum that can help even easy-level students survive.
Chapter 1:YOU CANNOT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
Chapter 2: You never have enough roads.
Chapter 3: YOU HAVE TOO MANY ROADS!!
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.