Video Game High School can be a tough place. It's annoying trying to avoid knife kills on the way to class, not to mention the frequent alien invasions in the cafeteria and the ubiquitous lava flowing through the hallways. Fortunately, the SA Forum Goons have developed a curriculum that can help even easy-level students survive.
Chapter 1:YOU CANNOT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
Chapter 2: You never have enough roads.
Chapter 3: YOU HAVE TOO MANY ROADS!!
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.