Video Game High School can be a tough place. It's annoying trying to avoid knife kills on the way to class, not to mention the frequent alien invasions in the cafeteria and the ubiquitous lava flowing through the hallways. Fortunately, the SA Forum Goons have developed a curriculum that can help even easy-level students survive.

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Chapter 1:
YOU CANNOT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
Chapter 2: You never have enough roads.
Chapter 3: YOU HAVE TOO MANY ROADS!!

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