Top ten ways to fall off a bridge and die
u could jump off the bridge but not be able to come back down, so u actually keep going higher and higher bc u can only jump up, until u get hit by a plane or something - just an original idea i had
chum the waters below the bridge so when you jump off you will fall into a shark's mouth and go straightt through the shark's digestive system and come out as shark poop while you're still falling
has anyone said jumping off a bridge, onto another bridge yet?
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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