People often speculated that Something Awful's physical office (RIP) was a magical place populated by mystical, imaginary Internet creations like Slender Man, "cats" and Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen. In fact, the only creatures who ever visited the place were puppies, symbolic of SA's underdog status. Also, one-time administrator Hank "Peatpot" Meeks owned a snake, and while he never brought it to work, he did store snake food (a bag of dead mice) in the freezer, which was an unpleasant surprise for Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka when he went to grab some pizza rolls. As an honorary office animal, the snake gets a tiny showcase on page 2, but first, let's have a little fun with Frank the flying feline!
This is Frank and he is flying. Fly away frank. Fly away.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.