People often speculated that Something Awful's physical office (RIP) was a magical place populated by mystical, imaginary Internet creations like Slender Man, "cats" and Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen. In fact, the only creatures who ever visited the place were puppies, symbolic of SA's underdog status. Also, one-time administrator Hank "Peatpot" Meeks owned a snake, and while he never brought it to work, he did store snake food (a bag of dead mice) in the freezer, which was an unpleasant surprise for Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka when he went to grab some pizza rolls. As an honorary office animal, the snake gets a tiny showcase on page 2, but first, let's have a little fun with Frank the flying feline!
This is Frank and he is flying. Fly away frank. Fly away.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
As your manager, I couldn't help but notice that productivity is a little low this month, and I think we can leverage this zombie situation to strengthen our teamwork skills.
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.