Hamiltonian Bicycle's idea of Polish turkeys is horribly racist. There's nothing wrong with proud American poultry, so why look abroad?
The following three inventions come from hellbastard, who has created more worthless ideas in his time than Jerry Betamax.
Iron Bitchface lives in perpetual fear of the mythical pyromaniac mummy.
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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