Hamiltonian Bicycle's idea of Polish turkeys is horribly racist. There's nothing wrong with proud American poultry, so why look abroad?
The following three inventions come from hellbastard, who has created more worthless ideas in his time than Jerry Betamax.
Iron Bitchface lives in perpetual fear of the mythical pyromaniac mummy.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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