IndustrialLatheMan has two inventions comprising of different quantities of stabbiness.
Kyomana's business idea will never get off the ground, like a drunk Muslim in an airport.
This idea for a pogo-stick with a wheel from Lord of Bananas is the stupidest things I've heard since the American Idol judges told me I didn't have what it takes to be a "star".
Mackerel, the Thief clearly never put any thought into this invention as a solid gold dog would most likely sink in water.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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