IndustrialLatheMan has two inventions comprising of different quantities of stabbiness.
Kyomana's business idea will never get off the ground, like a drunk Muslim in an airport.
This idea for a pogo-stick with a wheel from Lord of Bananas is the stupidest things I've heard since the American Idol judges told me I didn't have what it takes to be a "star".
Mackerel, the Thief clearly never put any thought into this invention as a solid gold dog would most likely sink in water.
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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