IndustrialLatheMan has two inventions comprising of different quantities of stabbiness.
Kyomana's business idea will never get off the ground, like a drunk Muslim in an airport.
This idea for a pogo-stick with a wheel from Lord of Bananas is the stupidest things I've heard since the American Idol judges told me I didn't have what it takes to be a "star".
Mackerel, the Thief clearly never put any thought into this invention as a solid gold dog would most likely sink in water.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.