IndustrialLatheMan has two inventions comprising of different quantities of stabbiness.

Kyomana's business idea will never get off the ground, like a drunk Muslim in an airport.

This idea for a pogo-stick with a wheel from Lord of Bananas is the stupidest things I've heard since the American Idol judges told me I didn't have what it takes to be a "star".

Mackerel, the Thief clearly never put any thought into this invention as a solid gold dog would most likely sink in water.

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