Bonzi Buddy for President!

"spacebadger" has a key insight as to why we are attacking Iraq. Thanks a lot, Bonzi Buddy.

"spacebadger" also sees a brilliant future with Bonzi Buddy as airforce pilots.

"spacebadger" went back in time and was horrified to see his old pal working the place.

"spacebadger" had a tiny Bonzi Buddy installed in his ribcage. He is a Bonzi Buddy FANATIC.

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