Bonzi Buddy is an old wives' tale, you simps.
"Pixelman" had "The Usual Suspects" ruined for him thanks to this dumb spyware.
"Rygar" will have a lot of explaining to do to his 47-year old wife.
"Shadowkaster" somehow managed to make "Goonies II" worse than it actually was.
"Shoez" will have to watch his back from now on.
"cocoabean's" children are in for some surprises, indeed!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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