OH NO! BONZI BUDDY IS ON A RAMPAGE OF DESPAIR AND LIES!
"Fluke" tried to get rid of this evil purple menace, but with little success.
"Fluke" then decided that he was stuck with Bonzi Buddy so he might as well look at photos of young boys.
"Fontaine" always thinks of his mom when looking at lesbo porn.
"Johnny_Three_Forty" needs Bonzi Buddy to help him play new and exciting video games.
"Lan Ji" wants to know if you have seen this boy.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
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