Ensnaring a person's attention and breaking their will is surprisingly easy! Every day, companies do just that to you with effective, groundbreaking advertising. Any time you buy a product you've seen on TV, you're caving in to corporate America. Which is a good thing! If you didn't do that, our economy would be in shambles, and you wouldn't have that cushy job at the Hog Anus plant for a sweet eight dollars an hour. Unfortunately, sometimes ads slip through the cracks that aren't very effective at all. The SA Forum Goons certainly got a sense of this, and made their own to make themselves giggle like churlish schoolgirls. We hope you giggle like that too!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.