Ensnaring a person's attention and breaking their will is surprisingly easy! Every day, companies do just that to you with effective, groundbreaking advertising. Any time you buy a product you've seen on TV, you're caving in to corporate America. Which is a good thing! If you didn't do that, our economy would be in shambles, and you wouldn't have that cushy job at the Hog Anus plant for a sweet eight dollars an hour. Unfortunately, sometimes ads slip through the cracks that aren't very effective at all. The SA Forum Goons certainly got a sense of this, and made their own to make themselves giggle like churlish schoolgirls. We hope you giggle like that too!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.