Bump and grind

"Collias" plays this beloved childhood game with your beloved children.

"Collias" says "No" to hot soccer moms!

"Disney Fanboy" hits us with a truth sandwich with all the fixins!

"EDGECRUSHER" points out the obvious!

I'm fucking terrified of "EDGECRUSHER", so I'll post whatever the hell he wants me to.

"Grandma Flanders" is such a sweetheart!

Creepy old "Grandma Flanders" is at it again!

"Grandma Flanders" hands out buckets of joy to the world.

"Grandma Flanders" made an awful lot of these things.

"Grandma Flanders" is starting to get on my nerves.

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