Roughly a month ago, the SA Goons carved a path of destruction through many classic and current games, like heavy-set tots knocking over toy blocks! Evading punishment, they kept doing so well after their initial efforts showed up in this space, and they might have done so forever if I hadn't moved the 32-page thread to the SA Goldmine archives. I just couldn't stand to see any more games ruined; granted, I didn't recognize some/most/any of the games, but they looked like they could have been cool without the changes and it was theoretically upsetting!
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.