Adam Sandler stars as Adolf Hitler in this animated comedy that the whole family will find "reich as rain"! Hitler may hate the Jews, but he loves his talking German shepard Blondi (Miley Cyrus). Blondi, however, thinks there's more to life than genocide and war. When she falls in love with Mordecai the wacky Jewish dog (Justin Timberlake), Hitler is "fuhrer-ous"! It's up to Mordecai to teach Hitler how to enjoy life and that Jews aren't as bad as he thinks.
Ronald Dickelson (Adam Sandler) is a world famous advertising executive but everyone thinks he's a little too crabby, but that all changes when he begins to literally turn into a crab. Can he change his crabby ways in time to reverse the spell of the gypsy(Tim Meadows)?
Adam Sandler is Crabs
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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