Being a deli clerk is never a very exciting job...
*scene of deli clerk ringing up order for very grumpy old lady*
...or is it?
Hans Schloppybuttz's life is turned upside down when he discovers one of his prized sausages...
*cut to CGI sausage with Sandler's face on it* "Whatta you lookin' at?"
*scene of Hans and sausage struggling to put out a kitchen fire*
What you think you know about meat...
*scene of Hans quickly shoving the sausage into a cupboard, turning around to a suspicious look on his girlfriend's face*
Is about to change...
*scene of sausage looking up at Hans in the rain, tears streaming down its face* "I'm REAL. Why can't you accept me for what I am?!"
*scene of Hans shakily pointing a gun at the sausage* "I can't live like this anymore..."
Adam Sandler is...
*scene of sausage falling off of a shelf and diving right into the exposed crack of kitchen worker. Close-up of kitchen worker's crossed eyes.*
... THE SAUSAGE WHISPERER
Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Rob Schnider, David Spade, Chris Rock and Tim Meadows are all average joes working as janitors in a top secret research facility. One day they accidentally clean up some waste that ends up giving them super powers. Now with their new powers can they manage their families and save the day from the evil corporation ran by Benedict Cumberbatch? Expect at least one scene where someone has a superpowered fart or bowel movement and Sandler using his powers to fuck with his daughter's stupid boyfriend.
Super Crew. Coming to a theater near you summer 2016!
This isn't about harassment. It's about ethics in cat journalism.
Can you please give Golgura a trophy? How about Tallest Monster? I speak not for Golgura now. He is stepping on us villagers out of anger. In his wisdom he has flattened my son.
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