Update: Box of Trial still plans to send his creation to Patsy! Granted, it's been a year, so she might be less receptive to Clinton Anderson-related humor than she once was. Worst-case scenario, as vividly described by forums user Humper: Patsy is a humorless crone who eyes the drawings with an incurious "eh" before throwing them away. But even if she doesn't appreciate his masterpiece, at least the Internet gets a chance to enjoy it. Any "Patsy response" stories will be posted in this space as they become available. Godspeed, Dennis and Clinton!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.