Update: Box of Trial still plans to send his creation to Patsy! Granted, it's been a year, so she might be less receptive to Clinton Anderson-related humor than she once was. Worst-case scenario, as vividly described by forums user Humper: Patsy is a humorless crone who eyes the drawings with an incurious "eh" before throwing them away. But even if she doesn't appreciate his masterpiece, at least the Internet gets a chance to enjoy it. Any "Patsy response" stories will be posted in this space as they become available. Godspeed, Dennis and Clinton!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.