Update: Box of Trial still plans to send his creation to Patsy! Granted, it's been a year, so she might be less receptive to Clinton Anderson-related humor than she once was. Worst-case scenario, as vividly described by forums user Humper: Patsy is a humorless crone who eyes the drawings with an incurious "eh" before throwing them away. But even if she doesn't appreciate his masterpiece, at least the Internet gets a chance to enjoy it. Any "Patsy response" stories will be posted in this space as they become available. Godspeed, Dennis and Clinton!
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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