Update: Box of Trial still plans to send his creation to Patsy! Granted, it's been a year, so she might be less receptive to Clinton Anderson-related humor than she once was. Worst-case scenario, as vividly described by forums user Humper: Patsy is a humorless crone who eyes the drawings with an incurious "eh" before throwing them away. But even if she doesn't appreciate his masterpiece, at least the Internet gets a chance to enjoy it. Any "Patsy response" stories will be posted in this space as they become available. Godspeed, Dennis and Clinton!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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