When the moon is full, antek always seems to go missing and returns the next morning covered in blood with ripped clothes. I guess he has a nightjob as a stripper????

The first of these images from cannibalcomfort is based on our own Shmorky's recent adventures to expose Todd Goldman as a plagiarist. If you don't have a clue what's going on, click here. If you do know the situation, you can support Shmorky's quest for good by purchasing the official Flash Tub 2007 shirt here! Also, there are two more images here but they don't have an interesting backstory so I'm afraid I don't have any more links for you to click.

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