CaptainYesterday

Gold! Gooooooold! We're rich, doggonit!

>TAKE GOLD

RandomPauI

There is a stick and a wheel. Play that old-fashioned game where you push a wheel with a stick.

Iriquois

Break off the head of the new cactus companion and put the head on the stick. Carry him with you wherever you go. He will both defend you (cactus bat, anyone?) and love you.

Gaspy Conana



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