Gold! Gooooooold! We're rich, doggonit!



There is a stick and a wheel. Play that old-fashioned game where you push a wheel with a stick.


Break off the head of the new cactus companion and put the head on the stick. Carry him with you wherever you go. He will both defend you (cactus bat, anyone?) and love you.

Gaspy Conana

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