Outrail
Grab a pick or the long-handled shovel! Later you can do a humorous skit that involves dropping the head on someone's foot or spinning around and accidentally smacking them in the face.
Agatha Crispies
I hope we go on a mine cart ride. Every good western has a mine cart ride.
keykey
No western is complete without the law, dropsy needs to be the law!
Gaspy Conana
Gaspy Conana plans to wrap up his SA Forums thread with a playable web game, but that's just a small taste of what he ultimately has in mind for the burgeoning Dropsy franchise. Check out the Kickstarter for the Dropsy adventure game and/or visit the Dropsy site for social-media stuff!
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