Don't take the sign. Paint it pretty colors and leave it there. That way people can enjoy your skills as an artist long after you've left.
Follow the mining cart path. Dropsy must approach that area stealthily though.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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