The most important thing right now is finding Dropsy a hat, everything else can wait.
Go talk to the railworkers and request a hat. Politely, don't be rude about it. This is the west.
Ask to bum a smoke off of one of the railroad workers. Smoke it like it is cool.
Check the coat pockets, then say hi to the two men. Be a nice clown.
Check them coat pockets, there may be valuable items in there to help in your Wild West Quest!
Two whole dollars!
Ooh, that cactus is up to something, investigate! If it isn't up to anything we need to clown it.
(Clown, vb: To add paint to a person or thing in order to give the impression of a clown's face, imbuing it with the magic of clown.)
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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