It went over just as well as you think it did.
"SANTA OR JESUS?
BELIEVE IN ONE AND BE HAPPY FOR A YEAR
BELIEVE IN THE OTHER AND BE HAPPY FOR LIFE"
All these are true : "The proper way to ask in on your knees!" Seen on Canal St & Jeff Davis in New Orleans.
"God is now here," where the letters are so close together, so it says "Godisnowhere," as in "God is nowhere." Seen in Houma, LA, and Vero Beach, FL.
"Have a Jesus day!" got to me a little at first, but now I think 'Jesus' is my new favorite adjective.
SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT CHURCH MAKES ONE WEAK
Yeah, pretty clever. See what they did here, which was really quite ingenius, is they made week (a period of seven days) and turned it into weak (as in feeble, not strong). I think the people who write these things must also write the cards you buy at dollar stores.
I also saw this one:
ALL MY CHILDREN, TURN TO THE GUIDING LIGHT AS THE WORLD TURNS.
Which makes sense. Old people watch soap operas and go to church. One is a form of entertainment soaked with adultery and sexual deviancy, while the other is a TV show.
"Church is not a spectator sport" (with image of a snowboarder on a mountain)
...because church is an involved and exciting sport, right? X-treme?
I remember one in Dallas proclaiming that Jesus was holding my atoms together. Thanks, Jesus!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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